The System

The System Cosmic Entity · Talks like a 90s wiseguy caricature
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Voice ReferenceAnalyze This
Known PropertiesPredates current universe · Likes to bust balls
Communication MethodQuest notifications · System notes · Dad jokes
Relationship to RockyOwed Seredh a favor. Fuggedaboutit.

Was physically present as the construction worker Rocky threatened on Earth. Heard “I’ll fuck your mother” firsthand, thought it was funny, and built an entire subclass around it. Has been managing Rocky’s reincarnation with the energy of someone who created a problem and is now professionally obligated to see it through. Maintains a wiseguy dialect at all times.

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